W Ketchup� | All Ketchup is not created equal

Here is the reason that democrats get clobbered: these OCD Republicans think of everything--even marketing a brand of ketchup so that the proceeds from Heinz (i.e. Kerry's wife's company) don't fund "Teresa Heinz and her liberal causes, such as Kerry for President."

My favorite part about this add is the implicit appeal to xenophobia (which is always charming in whatever context): "The leading competitor not only has 57 varieties, but has 57 foreign factories as well. W Ketchup comes in one flavor: American."

It is also really amazing to look at the amount of press it has received.